
All I Want For Christmas…
“I already have a ravishing ride and all the shoes I could ask for. All I truly crave for Christmas is a large, fat weenie in my love tunnel. But I am not plan to acquire that coz I have been a bad cutie. I’m grounded for sneaking out with my hubby, so no dick for me. Valuable thing my girlfriend got me an early birthday present. It is this large ol’ sextoy. It doesn’t compare to the real thing but it’ll hold me over for now.”


